So you wanna be a super hero?

This site just killed me laughing! [bigsmile] B-)
Becoming a Superhero
Turns out I'm:
Generalj@ck
Power(s): Radiation generation/control
Weapon: Gravity Katana
Transportation: Super Griffon
And I've always wanted to be evil
The wingless Slime M!$tre$$e
Power(s): Regeneration, Immortality, Energy absorption
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial super-goobers
Weapon: Light Wrench
Transportation: Captain Starship
Becoming a Superhero
Turns out I'm:
Generalj@ck
Power(s): Radiation generation/control
Weapon: Gravity Katana
Transportation: Super Griffon
And I've always wanted to be evil

The wingless Slime M!$tre$$e
Power(s): Regeneration, Immortality, Energy absorption
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial super-goobers
Weapon: Light Wrench
Transportation: Captain Starship